FUN LIBRARY

Things to Say About Bad Gifts!

If you Don't Like a Gift, Just Say...


10. Gosh, I hope this never catches fire!

9. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.

8. It would be a shame if the garbage man ever accidentally took this from me.

7. Perfect for wearing in the basement.

6. Well, well, well...

5. I really don't deserve this.

4. I Love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

3. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!

2. Sadly, tomorrow, I enter the federal witness protection program.

1. To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.